IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
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