Porn is love you can see.
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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