bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
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