Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
In case this wasn't clear when i said being his wingman was "hopeless", his date walked out on him when he poured a beer on his head trying to shotgun it
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
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