Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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