he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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