Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
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Do I have a choice?
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You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
You have to summon your inner elephant
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
Randomize
