he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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