Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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