yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
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