There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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