you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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