it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
Get my husband this drunk again I will rip off your balls off with my bare hands and then cut them up with a dirty axe like fish bits. Do you understand me? DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?! See you at breakfast, FUCK FACE. I'll shove that bottle of Jamison so far up your ass you'll still be praying in 2020 you can take a shit! Seriously, you make it hard to be your best friend.
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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