were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
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