You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
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