meet me in the bathroom in 10 mins.
wait what? who are you hooking up with in the bathroom?!
aww shit wrong text.
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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