Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Dicks are not precious.
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
Randomize
