your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
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