You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
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