I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
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