I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
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