As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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