He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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