Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
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