Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
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