she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
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