I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
So much rum. So many feels.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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