Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
Be still, my beating vagina.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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