i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
Randomize
