im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
God. I look like such a fucking stand up guy wearing polo shirts. You would totally trust me not to date rape you.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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