hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
so my phone accidentally called my dad from my purse at 2:14am....he has a 5 min voicemail of me discussing how Alicia should bang the guy who eats good pussy... i can never look at my dad in the face again....
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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