This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
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