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it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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