No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
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