I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
Found your dick twin last night
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
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