I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
well, you know. whores of a feather.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
Randomize
