also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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