I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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