I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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