I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
I think pants incapable of making pants work
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
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