If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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