good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
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