from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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