You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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