Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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