Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
Oh my god. I opened up my microwave and there was a pile of bacon in it. It's like my mother knew I'd be hungover.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
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