Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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