what day is it and did you see me today?
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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