they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
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