She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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