Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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