I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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