glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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