so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
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