I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
Randomize
